AISubs v3.7
Which one do you like best?
Hey, hey! I'm Ryota!
Say "yeah"!
I bought something special the other day, and I'd like you to take a look at it first.
- Oh, okay. - Okay?
Okay.
I want you to explain that to me.
- You're weird. - What's up with you?
- Here we go! - Whoa!
It's like...
...a hot plate or something.
- It's a Roomba. - It's not a Roomba.
It's actually a one-wheeler Segway.
- What?! - This one I'm riding right now is a one - wheeler.
- Is there such a thing? - It's super fun.
- You think it's fun, don't you?! - It's gonna be fun.
- It's a shitty future. - You idiot!
- I'm gonna punch you! - What's with you?!
First of all, please listen to me.
I'll tell you why I bought this.
- I was told I'd be singing in front of 3,000 people. - Yeah, you were told.
- But I was planning to gain weight at the time. - Yeah.
- I couldn't lose weight at a concert. - Yeah.
- I thought I had to worry about calories and bought a Segway. - Yeah.
I had one and two of them, and I was wondering what to do with them.
- Two of them are perfect for me. - Yeah.
Singing in one of them and moving around is no big deal.
- When I listened to it, I thought it'd be great if I could ride it well. - Oh, nice.
I thought it'd be great, but the clerk said it was really hard.
Some of our staff can't ride it at all.
- So I said, "Don't underestimate me." - You said, "Two of them are like this."
- I was worried, but I bought it. - Congratulations!
- Yeah, I thought it'd be like this. - Yeah.
- I took this heavy thing to Tokyo. - Yeah.
- "Why did I buy it in Nagoya?" - Yeah.
I had no choice but to buy it in Nagoya.
- It was before the concert, and I couldn't fail. - Yeah.
- So I thought I'd get used to it. - Yeah.
- I tried it in the park. - Yeah.
- I cried. - What?
- You cried? - I cried.
- You can't ride it at all? - I shed tears of despair.
- What?! - I couldn't move forward.
- I practiced for about two hours. - Yeah.
Sometimes I could finally move forward like this.
I thought I couldn't do it, so I sent it back to Aichi in the morning.
- I went to Akihabara and bought it and went to the concert hall. - Yeah.
I bought it in Nagoya, took it to Tokyo, played with it, and gave it back to Okazaki.
- I was really surprised. - You were really surprised.
I don't think I can ride it, but if you can ride it, I hope you can ride it.
- I think I can ride it. - You can ride it, right?
With my short legs, I can still ride it.
- I'm a little scared, but... - If you can't ride it, you won't sell it, right?
- I can't ride it! There's no one who can ride it like me! - You're lying!
- I really can't ride it! - Let's do it!
- I'm happy you can ride it. - Can you ride it and end it?
- I can ride it!
- Both of you, listen to me! - Yes!
I think you've heard our conversation just now, but whether you can ride it or not depends on whether you guess it right or not.
- Something might happen. - Scary!
- How long does it take you to practice? - It takes me about an hour.
- An hour? - Yes.
- If you can ride it and end it, what's the criteria? - If you can ride it in an hour and 100 meters, you can ride it.
- 100? - 100 in an hour and 100 meters.
- Well, you can ride it in a straight line. - No, seriously, the only information we have is from Tetsuya's mouth, so we don't know!
- There's a possibility that only Tetsuya is bad at it. - Okay, let's split up!
- What?! - What?!
- Tetsuya said he can't ride it because he practiced, so... - He said he can ride it.
- He believes in my athleticism. - He believes in you.
- No, Ryo-kun is an almighty man. He will definitely ride it. - If you have an hour...
- You can ride it. - You can do it!
- This time, in order for Ryo to practice seriously and gamble, we've prepared a punishment game.
- If you can't ride it in an hour and 100 meters, those three of you will go to U-FES with this.
- What?! - What?!
- We'll use this and have you perform at U-FES. - That's huge!
- It's a good thing we came here!
- It's the worst! - It's the worst!
- Then what will you do? - If you can ride it, we can also ride it if we practice.
- Tetsuya will ride it and sing, and the two of us will dance. - Like this?
- Wow! I'll ride it and sing?! - Then it's exactly the same thing.
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- If either of you can ride it... - Wow!
- I think you can do it. - I think you can do it.
- Can you challenge it? - I'll negotiate.
- Okay. - I'll negotiate.
- Then, let's start Ryo's one hour!
- Before I ride it, can you two try it? - No problem.
- Before we start... - Sure, I'll let go.
- I'll let go.
- Let go.
- Oh no!
- This is bad. - This is bad!
- Try riding it by yourself. - That's hard.
- Yeah, I'll let you ride it by yourself.
- What are you doing? - Look!
- Look! Look! Look! - I see.
- I know it's difficult. - It's impossible.
- Let's go this way for now. - I'll let you go and you can ride it.
- Here we go. - 3, 2, 1, go!
- Oh, you're good! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Huh? - Huh?
- No, I can... - Wait.
- No, I can do it too. - He's riding it.
- No... - He'll go if you just ride it.
- You can do it only if you ride it. - That's true.
- That makes sense. - Of course.
- That's true. - But I guess that's probably the most difficult one.
- Huh? - You're kidding me.
- Huh?!?! - Huh? You're kidding me.
- Wait, you. - Hold on.
- Hey, you! - Hold on.
- Huh? Hold on. - Hold on a second.
- Hold on. - Huh? Huh?
- Huh? - Hey, expected you to slow down by your own will.
- Huh? Wait. - Did you see that?
- Wait, you're doing bad things.
- You're crazy! - You're crazy!
- You're ridiculous! - You're crazy!
- Wait a minute! - You're fooling me!
I thought it'd be better for you to think a little more openly.
- Wait a minute! You're kidding me! - I thought it'd be more fun.
Do you want me to change it to urban honey? I'm easygoing.
I'm fine with it.
Teach me urban honey and I'll change it to urban honey an hour later.
The amount is weird, so I'll change it to urban honey that's gotten wet!
- What?! - What's with that?!
- The amount... - The amount was weird!
- It can't be like this! - It's fine!
Urban... urban honey looked like it had good motor nerves.
If urban honey goes 100 meters, let's go for it.
(They've decided to change it to urban honey.)
Let's do it!
It's big, isn't it?
It's big!
Awesome!
Let's do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
The first step is important.
(They've decided to change it to urban honey.)
Shibuya, put your feet on it.
It's dangerous!
Is it good?
It's good!
You can still do it!
This picture is awesome!
It feels good!
The camera is turning around.
Awesome!
(They've decided to change it to urban honey.)
I can't put it down!
Don't put it down all the time!
(They've decided to change it to urban honey.)
"Put it down all the time" lol
Congratulations!
You said you'd do it!
I did!
You said you'd do it!
I did!
You're good!
3 minutes left!
Final practice!
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Time's up!
Practice is over!
Really?
Good job!
This is where I'm most serious recently.
You were really concentrating.
If you can do 100 meters in 5 minutes, I'll accept it.
I see.
It's okay if it's a little steep at first, but if you go all the way and make a mistake, you'll lose some time.
Are you confident?
Yes, I'm confident.
But it's not impossible.
I'm not in a bad condition today.
You look like an athlete.
I'll do my best.
Thank you!
5 minutes challenge!
Ready!
Go!
You're good!
What?
Really?
What?
You're really good!
Amazing!
There's a V-sign at the goal!
Go!
You can do it!
I can't say anything right now.
But it's not impossible.
I'm sure of it.
Let's go!
I'm not in a bad condition today.
I'll do my best.
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait!
Goal!
If you have confidence, you can do it!
You can do it!
Hey, you...
I didn't believe you.
(The three of us are going to perform with this.)
(We have no choice but to use this.)
(Let's practice hard!)
(If you think you can't ride this in rehearsal, you'll be walking while shining like this with it in your hand.)
(You'll be walking with a light on.)
(So let's do it cool and hard.)
(Good work, Toshimi-san!)
(Thank you!)
(Let's remember the days of practice and practice.)
(Damn it!)
(Let's keep it for later.)
(I understand.)
(We're going to practice hard.)
(If you can ride it, you'll be happy.)
(Why are you ignoring me now?)